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Tension at the Palace?

While the public might applaud this modern touch, the “Men in Grey”—the Palace’s traditional advisors—are reportedly in a state of “absolute meltdown.”

“There are deep concerns that by making George ‘too normal,’ the Prince of Wales is stripping away the magic of the monarchy,” says royal expert Alistair Thorne. “If he’s just another guy in a hoodie, why do we need a King at all?”

Sources say King Charles is caught in the middle. While he admires his son’s progressive streak, he is wary of moving too fast. The “firm” is already slimmed down, and if George takes a “gap decade” to find himself, who is left to cut the ribbons and wave from the balcony?