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Enjoy Being Alone and Broke
I received the email at the exact moment my plane landed in Chicago. I was still on the jet bridge, the handle of my suitcase biting into my palm, moving with the slow shuffle of two hundred tired people who all wanted to be somewhere they weren’t, when my phone came back to life and the notification appeared. I almost didn’t open it.
To: Avery Collins. Subject: Enjoy your empty house. Your sister and I are going to Hawaii.
Enjoy being alone and broke. We took your $500,000 in savings and everything worth anything in the house. You can keep the walls.
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