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“No,” I whispered. “You didn’t want me to say no.”
I reached into my handbag without looking, found my phone, and tapped the screen awake. I didn’t pull it out. I just left the bag open on my lap with the microphone facing up.
“How did you do it?” I asked.
“The paramedics. The doctor. The funeral.”
He rubbed both hands over his face.
By then, the people around us were no longer pretending not to listen.
“Excuse me,” she said sharply, “but did this man just admit to faking his own death at his wedding?”
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