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“This isn’t funny. Take the post down. Everyone is calling us. Vivienne is losing her mind.”
“You’re ruining Christmas!”
“No, Adrian,” I said. “I upgraded mine.”
“Margaret! I don’t know whose house you rented or what sick game you’re playing, but you are humiliating us.”
“The only people who matter are currently enjoying champagne in my great room,” I replied. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, we have fireworks at midnight.”
“Grandma?”
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