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The launch event, which is expected to take place in Los Angeles next month, is rumored to be less of a formal reception and more of a “dog park mixer,” where guests will be encouraged to bring their pets to sample the kibble line.

The pet food line is more than just kibble; it also includes a range of biodegradable poop bags made from organic potato starch and a line of “Mindful Mutt” calming CBD treats.

While Harry continues to pursue his humanitarian work, this latest project confirms his path as a distinctly modern royal entrepreneur. T