Trump Just Got An Amazing Health Update and You Just Know Dems Are Furious

They watched their last president devolve into an Autopen. Joe Biden tripped and stumbled, and muttered his way through his four-year term. So they believe they can turn Trump into a similarly pathetic figure.

Only, they can’t. He’s in excellent health, according to his latest exam:

INBOX: Memo from POTUS physician

“Cognitive and physical performance are excellent. He is fully fit to carry out all duties of the Commander-in-Chief and Head of State.”

He takes three medications, two for his cholesterol

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