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Palace Confirms Shocking Harry News: The Duke of Sussex Is Officially Launching a Royal Pet Food Line!

BUCKINGHAM PALACE – Following weeks of intense speculation fueled by blurry photos of Prince Harry shopping for bulk quantities of organic chicken and salmon, Buckingham Palace has finally released an official statement confirming the Duke of Sussex’s latest, and perhaps most surprising, endeavor.

In a succinct, yet slightly bewildered, press release distributed early this morning, the Palace announced that Prince Harry is indeed venturing into the world of entrepreneurial pet nutrition with the launch of his new premium dog food and pet care brand: “Archie’s Best Bite.”