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A Royal Appetite for Goodness

The official statement explained that the Duke’s project is not just a commercial venture, but a deep, personal commitment to high-quality, ethically-sourced ingredients. The brand is named, naturally, after his son, Archie, but was reportedly inspired by his family’s beloved Beagle, Guy, and the difficulties Harry experienced sourcing truly wholesome snacks.

“His Royal Highness the Duke of Sussex has dedicated years to ensuring the highest standards in the nutrition for his own canine companions,” the Palace statement read. “He believes that every dog, regardless of lineage, deserves food fit for a King’s best friend. The brand will focus on sustainability, ensuring all meats are ethically raised and all vegetables are locally sourced, wherever possible.”