SHOCKING NEWS — 3 Minutes Ago! The Good Morning Britain studio fell into a suffocating silence as the host broke a bombshell update about Harry. The Palace has now confirmed the heartbreaking development: “It’s far worse than we feared… Harry has not…”

A spokesperson for the brand, speaking anonymously, stated: “Harry is obsessed with quality control. He’s been taste-testing the vegetarian line himself. Let’s just say his staff are now very accustomed to the smell of slow-cooked lentils and quinoa.”

The Queen Consort’s Approval and William’s Confusion

The news has been met with a mixture of amusement and genuine support from the rest of the Royal Family:

• Queen Camilla, a renowned dog lover, is reportedly the brand’s first official customer, placing a bulk order for her two rescued Jack Russell Terriers, Beth and Bluebell. She is said to have sent a congratulatory note to Harry, adding, “Finally, a practical royal use for the chicken coop at Highgrove!”

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